Saturday 22 December 2012

Woweeeee . . . . as Simon Clarke would say

SLDC have filled their yellow grit bins in the car parks . . . . with grit.

If you turn up at the next Ulverston Town Council meeting, be prepared to see Town Councillors dancing on their seats, applauding the brave actions of the District as they risk their precious grit in the yellow coffers previously reserved for dirty water, waste paper and empty bottles. Not only will the councillors be dancing but there are bound to be long queues as thieves jossle to get their hands on this precious resource - invaluable for keeping the local street supplies of drinks down to temperature - ready for the New Year Celebrations.

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